posted on 31.01.09 mom dukes

just asked me to drive from manhattan to brooklyn to bring her some burger king. let me explain why this is wrong on all levels.

1. i live in manhattan now, you live in brooklyn

2. the smell of grilled meat wants me want to throw the fuck up

3. burger king is fucking gross

4. you live in brooklyn, i live in manhattan now

my answer to her though: yes. i love my mommy

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