February 2009
25 posts
mom dukes
just asked me to drive from manhattan to brooklyn to bring her some burger king. let me explain why this is wrong on all levels.
1. i live in manhattan now, you live in brooklyn
2. the smell of grilled meat wants me want to throw the fuck up
3. burger king is fucking gross
4. you live in brooklyn, i live in manhattan now
my answer to her though: yes. i love my mommy
Tricky Question.
the-best-on-mars:
Does the girl decide when the relationship is actually a relationship? One of my friends broke up with her boyfriend and she says they were never in a relationship, so she doesn’t know what he’s talking about, and that really pissed her off. So if a girl askes the guy, “are we in a relationship?” Does the guy say yes? No?
its 50/50 i could say im in a relationship with barack...
ryan leslie: gibberish
i have listened to this...
fuck the bullshit im hungry lol
chaz-the-basketcase:
rosarioistrouble:
(via chaz-the-basketcase)
i got something you can eat :}
oh whats that lol
*raises eyesbrows up and down really fast*
ciara
i dont like how you took janet jacksons video, cassie video, mariah careys look, in this new video.
BUT
i do love jeezy so u get a one day pass
fuck the bullshit im hungry lol
(via chaz-the-basketcase)
i got something you can eat :}
TO THIS BITCH AND HER CLIT RIDER
notinthemood:
yourblogginisbullshit:
I LOVE THICK BITCHES. NOW HOPE OFF MY DICK YOU UGLY WHORE.
Is it bad that i love how mean that was??
i am kinda feelin it too, but i love that type of vulgar shit lls
January 2009
71 posts
hiya cutie
chaz-the-basketcase thanks for following trouble
The Panties - Mos Def. on REPEAT
mad horny. not a good look.
Everytime something is going good, there has to be...
candiedjamz:
This time it’s a man, that same man. SMH, I fucking hate you. I don’t hate ANYONE, but boy do I hate you. If I would have known love (or whatever you want to call it) was this fucking difficult, I would have remained the “old love them and leave them jamz.” What makes me even more upset, is that I let you get to me, even when I refuse to let anyone or anything get me upset, somehow...
“A woman’s life is love; A man’s love is life.”
– Little Brother (via candiedjamz)
I detest when people use words they can't spell.
candiedjamz:
No one will like you any less if you “dumb down” your vocabulary.
edit:
I am in no way, shape or form, the grammar police, but there’s no excuse especially when spell check is easily accessible.
like religously? ahhhhhhhhhh
Life is a beautiful struggle.
(via candiedjamz)
Do Rhetorical Questions Need Question Marks [?]
(via darthdream)
yup
hip-hop is dead, it died in '99.
Justin: im not really feeling rap anymore. im sorry but it died in 1999.
Me: me either.
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NO. Not even close. And if you really believe this, you probably know nothing about hip hop or you just don't respect it.
Hip hop could never die because it is more than music, it is a CULTURE. A rich one at that. Just because there is an abundance of wack artists doesn't mean its dead. You just need to stop listening to wack shit or limiting yourself to only one "type" of hip hop.
Saying hip hop is dead is so 2006. I'm also tired of this phrase only being applied to hip hop. People are flip flop ass fans. You never hear anyone saying 'rock is dead', 'rnb is dead'.
TRUST, there is so much hip hop you probably don't know about, me included and the beauty of it is is that you can DISCOVER it. But people want everything spoon fed to them hence why all that garbage is on the radio now.
agreedddddddddddddddddd
jamz.
lmao. yo this bitch ain’t even know what miu miu was until you start posting your daily shoe flicks. bitch can’t even afford it, or know they don’t come in sneakers. that made me chuckle…..hard
“It sucks when you grow up; but the people around you don’t.”
– exotic honey (via candiedjamz)
I told you so
hiphop-honey:
I don’t like calling people out on shit, but this was much needed.
well i do like calling people out on shit. i was told to peep your myspace page. lo and behold i saw the same pic of elmo and the uzi, that i took with my nikon d60 4 years ago. since life is about choices u have 2. either take the shit down completely or put my name up there that i took it.
thanx in...
MAN WTF?!
candiedjamz:
I just saw this 1 guy 1 cup video, and I am completely and utterly grossed out. Shouts out to marvelous mo, who recommended I watch that bullshit. Smh. Being in the medical field, medical school, I have come across some disgusting, despicable stuff, but that definitely takes the cake. SMH, that man needs colon surgery and prayer. UGH!
p.s. to make me feel better, I watched souljah...
weirdest/strangest place you have ever had sex?
(via candiedjamz)
in a church
see sweetie
the difference between me n you is I make this look good. I do everything u cant. wear what u cant afford. buy weed by the pound, while u fumble to buy it by the blunt. date the men u quote on the daily. put myself through school. live alone. no miscarriages. no baby mama drama. all that good shit. so instead of thinking a bad bitch like me would ever jump on your herpes infested, low budget, wear...
Random fact of the Day..
eoaneedsa40:
overduerent:
hiphop-honey:
Fat bitches only take pictures of they’re faces, now & then they might even throw in a little clevage. If you crushing on a bitch who only got face pics up & you think she’s ‘bad’ you betta ask that broad to send you a full body pic & NOT AN ANGLE PIC cus em shits work miracles for some’a you -______-
kinda funny how some people know how to...
just laugh at it...
rosario: does this chubby face girl really think we don't see her fuckery?
candied jamz: I suppose not...
rosario: does this chubby face girl really think her words bother others?
candied jamz: I suppose not...
rosario: i tell you one thing, other than the fact that i know the girl wouldn't ever speak your name, guess what I saw that I never thought I would!!
candied jamz: I don't know, I don't see a lot because I don't ride buses or trains...what else?
rosario: chipmunks and witches rolling in crews and cliques
candied jamz: lmao just lmao
bug out
there’s a girl on tumblr (who isn’t following me, and i’m not following her) who’s eyes are so fucking big, i feel like she can see what i’m thinking.
So you don't eat or suck huh?
candiedjamz:
This subject always tickles me pink. It’s 2009, and people either still aren’t doing it, or are lying about doing it. Either way it’s funny to me to say the least. I would suggest you step your game up in 2009, because if you think a man or woman is going to MARRY you, and you don’t perform oral sex you’re mistaken. You don’t even have to do it before you’re married, just sign a...
Watchcandiedjamz:
This playlist shits on 98.5% of the playlist I’ve ever heard. Yes, it’s that nice. rand