December 2008
48 posts
hip-hop honeyy
you are VERY welcome for the elmo and GAT flick. ha
2009
candiedjamz:
I know every year a lot of people make resolutions. Then when February hits, the promises, resolutions, work out plans, are all out the window. My suggestion for 2009: be happy. Be happy with you are. Be happy with your life. Be happy for your family. Be happy for your friends. Just be happy. Things could always be worst, some people aren’t even alive to “complain” or “be...
Yes
illmatik:
rosarioistrouble:
my tits are real. Is your dick real? damn, stop asking me.
LOL!! that came out of nowhere
dudes have been asking me that a lot, just felt like it was time to share.
Yes
my tits are real. Is your dick real? damn, stop asking me.
Ponders wearing an XI right shoe and XII left shoe...
(via candiedjamz)
i agree wit kevin, switch the shoes, and u gotta winner
“Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die.”
– Malachy McCourt (via candiedjamz)
Say word
borderlineinsanity:
Im goin to bed its currently 2:45 Bronx time.
Be back tomorrow..i guess.
Gnite tumblrs
ps. New followers- Whats good!?
=D
gnite. sweet dreams of big titty girls named rosario. lls, just playing
smack a bitch up
Me: So lets say you have a baby momma right?
Bro: Yea...idk i dont think ill have one
Me: You didnt let me finish
Bro: Ok go on
Me: So you have a baby moms and she didnt let u see your son.
Bro: Id get her jumped
Me: ...um what purpose would that serve?
Bro: To scare her and call her and be like " so i heard wat happend, there is more where that came from"
Me: lmfao.
omg, you're so cute lls
gomichi:
If you catch feelings from the quote I posted, too bad. I think my friend Diva hit it on the mark. But fyi, I never will claim to be a fashionista. I know one. Diva. haha.
And a few people I follow on Tumblr I can say have great fashion sense from the bit of knowledge I have on it
jamz.
syrupandhoney.
lorenrochelle. (just seems to be a unique person, fashion and personally)
But for...
Another reason why drake is my nigga
whycuztroysaidso:
http://www.imeem.com/backyy/music/k4lpOAmc/drake_lykke_li_little_bit_remix/
jimmy from degrassi is really nice. hopefully jamz and them will come to their senses and make him “famous” [ahem] jamz
Watchcandiedjamz:
Beyonce - Diva
those boots = LOVE
routine = 2nd rate Ciara?
she wanna be ciara, rihanna, and all them other broads so bad
His Beauty
candiedjamz:
My beauty’s gift is her curse women hate and men wanna take;
I never worry about them because beauty lets me know my place… in her heart
I leave no room for another and the way I move inside her compliments my love that showers her
what a blessing to have placed upon me the most beautiful woman in the world and I got her all to myself
she takes care of me and if she feels like...
Why im starting not to like clubs.
whycuztroysaidso:
First of all me and three of my homboys went to the club last night and it was so many people in that bitch we couldnt even really walk. We Make it to the stage where my other homboys was and the group of girls who was dancing on the stage and everthing is fine. One girl walks up to me and starts dancing on me and of course I grab her waist and she starts grinding. So the girl...
what's your best or favorite "yo mama" joke?
candiedjamz:
The jokes are strictly for humor purposes only, not intended to hurt feelings, disrespect, or harm.
I have 2 faves:
yo mama so skinny……her nipples touch. LMAO!!
yo mama so nasty, my brother had phone sex with her, and got an ear infection…..LMAO!!
yo mama got an eye on knee, and they call her kneesee
lmao
wood backgrounds...
candiedjamz:
kevin-anthony:
candiedjamz:
initiated by me. :)
I was wondering where the heck this phase came from …
call me the female Moses, with all my followers. LMAO. even people UNfollow are still following, catch my drift? *raises eyebrows up n down really fast* lmao
i memba when u had that light brown shit on ya first tumblr, and then it went down hill. but you really started it,...
Zzz's.
candiedjamz:
I’m exhausted. I have a conference call with The Firm in the AM. Daily shoe update will just have to wait.
Goodnight tumblr’s and tumblrettes, sleep well, and if you’re having sex…wear a condom.
:)
g’ nite.
call me sometime tomorrow, if u can, busy woman.
why?
what’s the point in having a blogger, tumblr, live journal, and whatever else? you only need one, bc people barely checkin for that one.
fa shizzle
Why I love women..
whycuztroysaidso:
kevin-anthony:
whycuztroysaidso:
Women are better with managing money in my opinion too they are better at budgeting and keeping the priorities in order
I love women the world would’nt be shit witout yall….
I disagree completely. Every single married couple I know, the man manages the finances. Woman can know their tight with money sometimes but buy something and say “Oh...
tumblr philosophy
if u follow someone, just to get a follow back, u r cornballish
rosarioistrouble
housewife:
ALO POPPET !!! :)
thanks for following <3
new member of my beloved tumblr family.
fa shizzle.
teenage girls
i’m 24. i have a 16 year old sister, who looks just like me. i mean, just like me, tits and all. she attracts older guys, and seems to like the attention from them. but i always intercept those men, because a 20+ year old man has nothing and i mean nothing in fucking common with a 16 year old girl. first off, that’s statutory rape, don’t know how they get down in other peoples...
amused
rosario: you know what I find funny?
candied jamz: what
rosario: that all these birds can quote a jay-z, biggie, or nas quote right?
candied jamz: uh huh
rosario: but I bet if asked to quote Shakespeare, or Edgar Allen Poe, Marcus Garvey, or a line from the Iliad, they would give you the "huh" face.
candied jamz: this is true, sad, and true
rosario: i blame their parents, you wanna know why?
candied jamz: enlighten me
rosario: i blame their mother for not swallowing, and their father for not forcing the mother to swallow
candiedjamz: lmao. lmao. lls. rotflmao. you are crazy
rosario: this i know, bye
takes a muh fuckin bow. these bitches need night class and holy water.
vertigo
candiedjamz:
I have vertigo. I have been having the spells since I was 12. They used to come once a year, I would miss a day or 2 of school and they go away. The spells went away for about 5 years, and returned when I was in the Navy. My triggers are not enough sleep, my scarves (when tying my hair at night) tied on too tight, and pressure on the back of my neck. Weird, I am a 2nd year resident,...
Watchglorigloriglori:
borderlineinsanity:
LOL! GET EM RAEKWON!
this one’s for rosairo :)
yeah illmatik posted this a few days back. i asked him about it, he was dumb embarrassed, and mad drunk. still no words for this. he doesn’t serenade me like that. shit
Watchillmatik:
lol
lmaooooo i just called him and asked him about this. this nigga was mad embarrassed. all i can say is wow and huh?
WatchTHIS is why i am a vegan. this shit is downright ridiculous
candiedjamz:
I love this man. blueprint 3….
I...